Update 6th August 2007 :: Clown Julie's Be a Clown Pt 2
Hi everyone
It's the moment we've all been waiting for - especially me! - as I get my own back on Clown Julie at the Silly House in Part Two!
After suffering at her hands last week as she taught me the art of clowning, it's my turn to show her what I've learned with a brutal pie barrage, buckets of slosh, raw eggs down her cleavage and dumping her in a big clown cake. Then we strip each other off till we are naked except for our fishnet stockings and suspenders, and plaster pies in each other's bare boobs, bums and pussies. Finally as a "Grand Finale" we roll around on the floor playing with each other's messy bodies....mmmmm.
It is a 14 minute mix of slapstick gags and serious sauce, and I have to say that Clown Julie is an amazing lady for letting me do what I did to her! I really didn't hold back!!
Here is just some of the treatment she took! Starting with the first of MANY pies and sitting her in another of those amazing clown cakes!
Gilly
Update 29th July 2007 :: Clown Julie's Be a Clown Pt 1
Hi everyone
Wow! What a week it's been! As you may know , I finally got to meet Clown Julie this week and join her in a two part story (all her idea!) for the Silly House. Although I was pretending to be pissed off, it was a great laugh climbing into those big frilly frocks of hers and I think we both look fab! Like big booby clown sisters, in fact!
Anyway, Part One of Be a Clown will be available to members of the Silly House at www.gillysillyhouse.com this weekend, and has Julie showing me how to dress and behave as a circus performer. Well, the dressing is easy - but next come her lessons in clowning starting with a simple pie sandwich in the face.
Then she sits me in one of those huge clown cakes of hers. It was wonderfully deep and the cream shot right across the room! Next she fills my cleavage with cold raw eggs - rubbed in with another pie. Ooooh!
Then comes the true clown test - taking pies in the face! And I get a total barrage of them, two at a time till I was completely covered in inches deep cream (only a few are illustrated here). And if this wasn't enough, then comes a full bucket of green slosh over my head. Amazing!
Only one thing left to show who's boss - get my tits out! Clowns are cool for kids but, hey, we're grown ups too!
In Part Two....it's Julie's turn to cop the pies, eggs and slosh, and believe me she gets more than her full share! Then there's panty filling, more cake sitting, and the clothes come off for a very naughty naked finale. But you'll have to wait a week for that.
If you like colourful costumes and lots of colourful pies, you would be mad to miss it, so join up now!
Here are a few stills - but the full story (with ALL the pies) is so much better!
More free stills at www.splosh.co.uk/forum
Love and slosh
Gilly
Update 14th July 2007 :: The Joy of Smoking (and Pies) Pt 1
Have I got a treat for smoking and gloves fans this week!!
The smoking ban in England and Wales has come in and now you are no longer allowed to smoke in the workplace. Which is a shame cos apparantly the Silly House counts as a workplace! So this week I have been trying to enforce the ban - without success!!
That's cos the elegant Tori (dressed for the occasion in long gloves) black dress, stockings and basque) is a lifelong smoker and determined not to give up just cos I say so...so she needs a bit of encouragement to quit! First I pour a big jug of cold water over her as she puffs away, then I try aversion therapy with a barrage of pies and a bowl of green slosh. But to no avail. Tori just keeps on smoking!
Next I try giving her a pie spanking but that just gets her hornier and she slips her boobs out and starts pieing and playing with herself - still with a ciggy in her hand! Hmmm...going to have to get a bit firmer, I think - but that comes in next week's naughty part 2 (when amongst other things I try to cure her cravings by giving her something to suck!).
Part One is up this weekend at www.gillysillyhouse.com and is 13 minutes of sensuous, seductive smoking, silly slapstick comedy and fruity fingering. Now that's a habit I'm not giving up! Part Two is in a week's time.
Hope you enjoy the stills but the movie is much, much better! Join now to download it. It would be a drag not to!
Update 7th July 2007 :: Katie Gets Her Revenge Pt 2
Hi
Remember Katie the gorgeous new girl who made her messy debut on the Graham Norton Show? Last week she messed up my PVC catsuit with custard and green slime to name but a few, so this week it's time to show her how we do things at the Silly House.
It started with a nice bowl of thick chocolate and then came the pies turning her from a slightly snooty brunette into a totally submissive slapstick lover begging for pies to be plastered in her bare boobs, bottom and pretty little face. By the end she is all over me (literally) and the 15 minute film is extremely sensual as Katie gets more and more horny from being in a mess. She really is a natural splosh fan! The movie also contains the sexiest pie sandwich I've ever seen! So don't miss it.
Hearing her sweet little voice asking, "Please pie my bum!" is worth a month's subscription on its own!
Update 1st July 2007 :: Katie Gets Her Revenge Pt 1
Hiya all
Well, you asked for it and you've got it! My PVC catsuit that stayed clean on the Graham Norton
Show (as seen in the UK and America!!) gets well and trully sploshed in this week's update. Custard, beans, spaghetti, cheesecake amd a HUGE bucket of GREEN SLIME are
all on the menu (and me!)
The lovely Katie - a newbie who made her first ever messy appearance on Norton - is the one
letting me having it, dressed in the same bikini she wore on the show. She is as cute as can be,
and NEXT WEEK she gets it big time, so join us now and make sure you catch
both parts.
It's the best sliming I've had in ages!!
