Hi, guys and girlies, welcome to the Vintage Video Vault page! This is second area of my NEW PAY PER VIEW section where you can download movies instantly for a simple fee per film (in this case just £1.99 each!). So, just like the main Video Vault you dont have to be a member to get a slice of that pie!
Of course, if you do decide to become a member, by joining you will have instant access to dozens and dozens of messy photo sets and short, easily downloadable videos the moment they come out plus cut price DVDs for a single monthly fee. If you prefer that option simply Sign up here
So why are the Vintage Video Vault films such incredibly good value? Well, they are shorter than the movies in the main Video Vault and go back to the very start of the Silly House when we had less room to play in! HOWEVER, they star lots of young girls with beautiful, nubile bodies who have since gone on to cleaner things, and don't appear in our later epics - so this is the only way to see them nice and messy
*You will need the Divx codec to watch the Silly House movies, which can be found here*
Gilly goes to the shrink because she has started imagining being hit by pies everywhere she goes. However, the white-coated medic (played by Debbie) soon proves that Gilly's not nuts and it really is happening - by splattering one in her face almost as soon as she arrives! The doctor's examination continues with the two girls doing battle with the surgery's stickiest substances which may not be the right medicine for Gilly, but is very therapeutic for us!
Jules is still looking after the house when Keira returns as arsey as ever! This time, Jules has been told to keep Keira happy by entertaining her with champagne and party food. Unfortunately she spills the drink down Keira's top and her food juggling winds up with pie plastered over her head. So she's
This time it's Jules, the dumber than dumb blonde auditioning for the Silly House. However try as Gilly might, the long-legged lovely always winds up doing the pieing and not getting one. Perhaps she's not as dumb as she looks! Instead Gilly winds up plastered from head to foot. Will revenge come in Part 2??? You bet!
Two sweet and extremely nubile young girls (Jules and Victoria) one already in undies, the other topless show us their moves. Dancing to some top music, they pelt each other with pies - full in the face, boobs, bum etc - as they gyrate to the beat. In between they lez-up a little, snogging each other's cream-covered faces and fondling their slippery bodies. If only all foam nights were like this!
Carrying straight on from the first part, Jules gets that debut pie and it sparks a big tit-for-tat battle with both girls getting nicely messed up. Being a two-part production there are more pies in this than usual and the result is more like Gilly's later escapades.
A solo performance from Gill who has been away on her holidays. Missing her pie games and unable to find somebody to play with, she decides to pie herself and soon discovers all the messy pleasure she's been missing. Some nice 'pie in the knickers' action!
Sarah and Kia strip off to their undies for a picnic but soon start a fight with the food they have brought. Cream pies, sticky sauce and bowls of yoghurt get plastered over each other in a battle that may not be the messiest ever but is still quite sweet. Plenty of topless action too.
Our American style cop, Gilly, is investigating a case....Somebody has been baking cakes in the Silly House without a license and it turns out to be leggy Freya. Caught red handed, Freya decides to go down for assault and splattery as well, pelting the policewoman with pies and covering her in cake mix. But our cop soon makes Freya come quietly. A big bowl of slosh over her head sees to that
Pie virgin Tia comes for an audition at the Silly House and the pretty brunette gets a pie in the face almost as soon as she arrives. Gilly then demonstrates more of her pie moves and she learns very quickly - getting her revenge by the bowlful!
The amazing Mouse (in a suit!!) decides to give lessons to Gilly in the art of pie making and serving, demonstrating her techniques on the hapless Gilly. With the two girls in full flow, there's no shortage of dialogue, and as with most Mouse films, it isn't long before she's stripped off completely and is rubbing herself extremely saucily over Gilly. Ruder than most of the early films but still wonderfully silly.
Gilly's ill in bed and Jules (ready for bed herself in a mini nightie) has been asked to look after the house. Suddenly Keira bursts in demanding to see the boss and won't take no for an answer. Increasingly angry, she starts taking the pies Keira has prepared for a party and pelting the poor girl with them and generally abusing her. What a cow! A great performance from the bossy bitch!
Miss Take (Nina) comes back this time looking for a job at the Silly House. Forced to ditch her glasses cos "they aren't silly enough", she blindly sets about decorating pies and winds up [plastering Gilly instead. A nice tit-for-tat pie fight follows as the two girls really mess each other up.
After complaints that her site isn't silly enough, Gilly hires a "silly consultant" to give her advice! Miss Take (Nina) then proceeds to show our heroine exactly how she should be receiving those pies (and a big jug of real custard) before ending up face first in a deep bowl of slosh herself! Great fun.
Gilly hires Ingrid, a flirty new maid (Lava in a lovely uniform) to help her play with a wide slection of multi-colured pies. However, once again, despite Gilly's best attempts, it is Miss Sampson who cops the lot from the scanty Scandinavian. Until the last minute, that is, when Gilly finally gets her revenge planting a big raspberry pie right in her Swedish face!
Schoolmistress Gilly (in gown and morter board) has ordered young pupil Freya into her office for not taking sufficient interest in the school panto. Apparently she hasn't been taking her pies in the slapstick sketch! Well, she doesn't get them here either - instead it's poor Gilly who gets a repeated pieing from the pupil to show Freya's far better at giving than receiving. Gilly as ever takes the lot in her stride!
Whilst Gilly is away, Jo is looking after the shop when she receives a visit from the Inland Revenue wanting to know how they get through so many pies. The inspector (Jules) soon finds out as the suited official gets plastered and winds up in her undies doing messy battle on the floor!
Gilly is joined by Jules and Nina in what she describes as a tribute to the Three Stooges. In fact it's a great impromptu tit-for-tat pie fight between Gilly and the slim youngsters in their party gear. Nice spontaneous stuff using all white pies - the Stooges favourite! Good fun and quite vicious!
If you saw a cafe and a scantily-clad Mouse was the waitress you'd know you weren't going to get out unscathed. So Gilly is being sillier than usual to risk a meal in just that! Sure enough, it isn't long before our mad model has plastered food over Gill, fallen in it herself and then sparked an all out pie war! What little uniform she had soon somes off and Mouse serves up dessert by rubbing her naked body over Gilly, whilst they cover each other with yet more cream. Another nice combination of saucy and silly with Mouse's manic made-up dialogue much in evidence.
A sign of things to come for the Silly House as Gilly gets a good deal steamier, pieing herself hard and often as she rolls around the floor! This was the first film directed by Bill Shipton and the number of pies and the naughtiness have already started to increase! Great horny stuff!
WOW! That REALLY IS amazing!!
*You will need the Divx codec to watch the Silly House movies, which can be found here*