Now sit back, make sure you are suitably dressed and watch us getting Messy!
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The Mess Factor
Delicious double F diva Decadent Doll is determined to win Britain's muckiest talent show, The Mess Factor where unsuccessful candidates not only get rejected by judge Slime-on Towel but gunged and pied as well! First as a tit-heavy Tyrolean maid, her Sound of Music songs are greeted with a plethora of pies. Then she goes for the sympathy vote, claiming to be a children's nurse - but her topless vamp version of Big Spender gives her away and she's hit with more pies and a bucket of water. Next, she pretends to be a Dolly Parton-like blues singer from the States only to be deluged with more gunge and real porridge, before she gives it her last shot. Dressed in her best baby doll, she plays a precocious brat attempting a real Shirley Temple number - with a difference. She covers herself in buckets of chocolate, green slime and pies for a boob-bouncing performance that even wins over Slime-on Towel!
Gilly's School Dinners Pt 1
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has visited Gilly's school and banned them from eating all the sweet food and cream pies. Fortunately, Gilly has other plans for them! In part one, she smothers her school uniform in jam and and syrup, before stripping off her blouse and covering her bare boobs with chocolate pudding, massaging it into her mams and completely clogging her hair and covering her face. If you don't want to lick those nipples, you must been dead! Next week...the pies comes out!
Battle of the Dommes Part 1
In her studded PVC-biker jacket, skirt and boots, cane-weilding Mistress Red tries to show our own dumb domme Gilly how to be a real dominatrix. After teasing all you submissive men out there with her descriptions of what she'd do to you with her pies, Gilly decides she's had enough of her dominant friend and shows her how SHE likes to pie people! Red is given a truly Gilly-style gooey going- over before a vicious PVC-clad pie fight breaks out. See those pies really slapped into faces, fannues and beautiful shiny bottoms! (12 mins) Stay tuned next week, when it gets VERY naughty indeed (it's our rudest film ever) with gsllons of circus slosh massaged into bare boobs, butts and pussies!
Battle of the Dommes Part 2
The action gets very saucy as our two mucky mistresses peel off most of their PVC (not their boots!) allowing instant accessDommes 2 bumf to all areas! A ready supply of buckets and bowls of multi-coloured circus-style slosh means they have plenty to pour over each other's bare boobs and rub relentlessly into each other's willing pussies. Open-leg nudity, explicit fingering and gallons of glorious gloop make this our sauciest film by far. No jokes just sheer horny two-girl action.
Gill's Kitchen Pt 1
Footballer's wife Lambrusco Rooney-Wright (played by Cute Katie) finds it far tougher than TV's Hell's Kitchen when she encounters celebrity chef, Gilly. Our woeful WAG soon has her lovely long hair and beautiful, low-cut red dress smothered in eggs and gunge, thanks to our cookery queen's basic rule: "Mess up my kitchen and I mess YOU up!" Then her clumsy attempts to plate up a huge order results in a massive messing - including repeated pies to her pretty face, pert boobs, scrummy bum and pussy - plus her knickers filled with 'orange mousse'. Finally comes the largest Angel Delight pie we've ever created Gill's Toffe Surprise) - right in her sweet face. This is Katie's biggest video messing by far - and Part 2 (where she and Gilly are turned into a two tier black forest gateau) is yet to come! What a sweetie!
Gill's Kitchen Pt 2
It's Katie's turn to become Dish of the Day as she lies topless on the worktop. Chef Gilly decides to make our supposed football's wife into a WAG Forest gateau by first covering every inch of her in thick chocolate, then doing the same to herself! Next comes darker liquid chocolate squirted into Katie's panties (and we can see right inside) and rubbed in with eager fingers. Then lots and lots of spray cream for the two of them. After sensuously smearing it over each other, finally our chef climbs on top of Katie to tuck into her newly created dessert. What then follows is a squishy 69 on the table with tongues and sticky fingers roaming everywhere. If only all cookery shows were life this!
Good-ship- dollyslop
DD diva Decadent Doll makes her first professional messy appearance playing a sulky, spoilt Shirley Temple singing the Good Ship Lollipop! But before the end of the first verse she is being pelted with pies in the face and tits, so the brat decides to perform the song pieing herself, stripping as she does so! Soon her huge messy boobs are bouncing to the beat as she covers herself with custard and a plethora of pies then sits in a great big gateau - singing all the time! Funny and fruity, by the end, you'll hate the song (even more!), but be rolling on the floor like she is. Seven minutes of madness!
Up yours down yours part 2
Despite the slapstick shenanigans in Part 1, our two maids have finished the pies for the Prime Minister's reception, and, now dressed in their best lacy undies, are already to serve them. But it isn't long before a battle breaks out for the PM's attention. Jiggling their jugs and flashing their fannies, a saucy pie fight breaks out which leaves the Leader hugely impressed!
Chat and Splat
Gilly starts a new chat show by interviewing Decadent Doll about her blossoming slapstick career (genuine appearances in magazines, live shows and on television). But when the bosomy Belfast bird implies that the Silly House pies are rubbish compared to Tiswas ones, a tit-for-tat flan fight breaks out. Soon the girls are topless and big, creamy boobs are bouncing everywhere before Gilly gets a flan splattered hard in her bare fanny. By the end, bowls and buckets of slosh are being tipped over heads until the two girls are engulfed in goo. But, regardless of ther row, the girls soon agree that - in the words of the Tiswas catchphrase - "This is what they want!"
Gilly in Ginger & Chocolate
Christmas is coming – and so is Gilly in this explicit messy movie. Our heroine is here to show you her recipe for an Xmas cake but Gilly has no intention of spending any time in the kitchen - Instead she mixes her chocolate & ginger cake in the bath – with her inside! Dressed in her best white lingerie, Gilly slowly coats herself in bucketfuls of thick ginger cake mix slipping her boobs out to play with her nipples and, of course plastering plenty in her hair. Next comes the chocolate filling – thick chocolate poured first into her panties then all over her rubbing plenty into her hot pussy. Then she slips out of her bra and panties to massage the mess right into her hot little holes until she has covered every inch of her body inside and out. So there’s only one thing left to do…add a layer of real custard and mix that in as well.
House of Muckula
Taking shelter from the thunderstorm, Halloween hooker Gilly finds herself in a seemingly deserted house belonging to the evil wam-pire Count Muckula. Within seconds he is having our hapless harlot tied to a chair and gagged before treating her to his brand of hospitality. After tea and milk down the cleavage, she is viciously pied by his assistant, Smother Superior Sister Manalyst, then deluged with bucket after bucket of Halloween horrors such as liquid lizard soup, vampire bat guano and other multi-coloured muck – not to mention having her tits treated to a washdown in ketchup and burger sauce! However, when the nasty nun tries to strip Gilly off, she makes her escape to show how stripping and mess should be done, covering herself in more thick red mess, and frigging her naked body to a climax in her uniquely sexual style.
The Ice Cream Lady
Gilly has a new job preparing ice creams and desserts but is feeling the heat in her yellow overall. So she strips down to her undies and decides to cool down by smothering herself with the cold goo instead. Plunging cones down her panties, into her bum crack and cleavage, she then strips off to full nudity to pie herself with delicious creamy desserts, squirming around on her table of trifles and getting hotter rather than keeping cool!
Dancin Divas part 1
When Venus (played by Hydee) gets Gilly's job at lap dancing club Peppermint Wino, our heroine vows revenge. As her flexible friend cavorts and contorts herself in her miniscule outfit to the clubbing music for the punters, Gilly repeatedly pies her. But Venus reckons the show must go on, and continues her raunchy performance despite the continuous barrage till she is plastered from head to foot. Talk about bending over backwards to please people! Will Venus get her own back in Part Two....wait and see!
Dancin Divas part 2
It's the turn of dodgy dancer Gilly in her pick 'n' mix outfit to be on the receiving end of the pies as she wobbles her way through a routine whilst being pelted by vicious Venus (Hydee). However when the crowd love her corny, horny moves, Venus decides to join in for a fabulously silly send up of a messy lezzy act - with lots of pies, naturally. Probably some of the worst dance moves ever!
Splats of the Day
In her tight England top and skimpy shorts, Gilly celebrates the arrival of the World Cup with her guide to football jargon. Of course, every phrase involves her getting soaked or pelted with pies! From "Left Back" being illustrated by a pie on her bum cheek to playing "Keepy Uppy" with her messy hard nipples, it's a film to have you shooting from outside the box! Football has never been so much fun!
Decadant Doll's Pie Punishment part 1
Our PVC catsuited Queen of Mean Mistress Gilly puts poor Decadent Doll in the stocks. The DD-breasted wench's crime? Singing silly songs like the Good Ship Lollpop on her website a couple of weeks back! Well, it's enough for Gilly who launches a barrage of brutal pies at the helpless huge chested hussy - in the face, fanny, bum and, of course, those big bouncy breasts! Revenge is bound to come....but you'll have to wait till next week for that!
Decadant Doll's Pie Punishment part 2
After her severe pieing in the stocks for singing on Mistress Gilly's site, DD diva Decadent Doll gets free and wreaks revenge. A tit-for-tat pie fight ensures followed by a bare-boobed, slippery titted cuddling session that teaches our surrogate Shirley Temple a thing or two - like just how much she enjoys Gilly's hands on her boobs and fanny.
Be a Clown Pt 1
At last, by public demand, Gilly meets Clown Julie for a two-part pie battle. In Part One Julie attempts to show Gilly the art of clowning by dressing her in a similar huge-skirted spotty frock and frilly panties to her own, and then getting her comedy clown props out. And that, of course, means lots and lots of colourful pies! A relentless multi-coloured barrage to the face and pie sandwich is followed by sitting her in a giant comedy cake (which Gilly finds rather nice). Then comes the bucket of green slosh over her head. But Gilly has the last word - showing us grown-ups what we want by getting out her lovely boobs and rubbing the gallons of goo into her bulging nipples. Next week - it's Julie's turn to get the pies and then things get REALLY saucy as
ALL the clothes come off.
Be a Clown Pt 2
After learning the clowning basics from Julie in Part One, Gilly shows her exactly what she has learned - by giving her a vicious pie barrage, sitting her in a huge clown cake, filling her cleavage with real raw eggs and then dumping a bucket of red slosh over her head. Next she pulls open Julie's dress to reveal her famous Big Top and smothers those in pies as well! Before long, both are down to their silly frillies, then those too are lost as the two clowns slap each other's bare bums, boobs and pussies with pies. Eventually as a Grand Finale, naked except for their stockings and suspenders they take to the floor for a sloppy fondle of each other's bare bodies. As circus acts go, this one is definitely for adults only! A fine mix of comedy. clowning and copulation!
Katie Gets Revenge Pt 1
The ban on smoking in public and the workplace comes to the Silly House and Gilly is determined to enforce it. Unfortunately the elegant, evening-gloved Tori has other ideas. Lighting up, she insists on smoking seductively until Gilly pours a jug of cold water over her! But it doesn't stop Tori for long, and Gilly is forced to try aversion therapy - with pies in the face, bare boobs and bum! Sadly that only turns Tori on even more as she smokes cigarette after cigarette during her messy barrage and starts playing with herself and the pies as she puffs. What else can Gilly try? Find out next week! A real treat for fans of smoking and slapstick.
Katie Gets Revenge Pt 2
After ruining Gilly's PVC catsuit with that deluge of food last week, our heroine decides to show the nubile newbie how we do things at the Silly House. The bikini-clad brunette is then subjected to a total coating in chocolate (say goodbye to that long, lovingly brushed hair!) followed by a plethora of pies. But Katie laps it up and turns into a sensual submissive begging for more pies to her bum, bare boobs and face in a steamy scene that sees her totally turned on by the mess she's in. Includes probably the most sensual pie sandhich you'll ever see! Katie is a real natural wammer alright! (15 mins)
Mad Splatters Tea Party
DD-boobed Decadent Doll plays Alice in this fairy tale encounter with the very naughty Sex-Mad March Rabbit (it could only be Mouse!).The Rabbit is holding a tea party but there are far too many cakes, trifles, cartons of custard and cream to eat, so Alice asks what she is planning to do with them! The barking Bunny is only too happy to show the innocent Irish girl and soon a tit-for-tat real food fight breaks out with deep pies and cakes in faces, tits and bottoms. Knickers are filled as are shoes and tights, cake mix poured over their heads and lots more. Then they strip off for a very saucy kissing, cuddling, custardy finale. A 21 minute mega movie (nearly as long as Disney's - but definiately not for kids!).
Nude and Rude
Naked apart from a pair of killer heels, Gilly toys with us briefly before treating her nude body to the pieing of a lifetime. Her poor little pussy gets it first, then her tits and face, along with a playful pie sandwich! Then she decides to "get down and dirty" abandoning her chair to roll around in the thick foam on the floor, pieing herself harder and harder. Remeniscent of the famous messy scene in the film "Tommy", Gilly gets hornier and hornier as she has fun on the floor. Her naughtiest film by far, and NOT to be missed.
Porn Lake
Covent Gardenshed ballet presents the debut of the new work Porn Lake starring prima ballerina Dame Hydee Pielova! Dressed in a tutu that covers nothing, she pirouettes her way through a teasing Act One flashing her arse before starting the amazing Dance of the Pieing Swan. Here she pies herself repeatedly and strips to the orchestral music in the classiest slapstick act ever! Then naked except for her tiny tutu, she rolls around on the foam-filled floor fingering herself before letting rip in the surprising hard rock climax. Set entirely to genuine classical music (apart from the rock finale), tits-out, fanny-fondling Porn Lake is a ballet every bloke will love!
Big Silly Brother
It's the final of Silly Brother (our version of the vacuous reality show), and Gilly is repeatedly being called to the Diary Room. Firstly, she drenches her party dress in champagne and ice, then gets hit with buckets of water and hosed down in her nightie, before being punished (and punishing herself!) with a barrage of pies in her posh "eviction outfit". No wonder her nipples look like they'll explode! No less than 22 mins of fun in this very funny and fruity parody!
Sticky Tarts
Black treacle and maple syrup may not be the best thing for mending broken plates but when the voluptuous Deacadent Doll and Gilly get their hands on gallons of them, it certainly makes for a messy movie! The sticky stuff is poured over heads, into knickers and over bare boobs and bums till the gluey twosome can hardly peel themselves apart. Some amazing shots as our perky pair disappear under the jet black and glossy golden deluge. Mmmm! (16 mins)
Greasy garage pt 1
White satin-jacketed Lady Gill is having a bad day! Her car has broken down and she's taken it to Sammy-Jane's - the worst repair shop in the world. Within seconds she has stood in a deep bowl of sump oil, and sat in another, had her beautiful jacket ripped to shreds and then presented with a £900 bill! Next she is deluged with paint and has her bare boobs plastered and her knickers filled with thick black oil, followed by another bowl of the sticky stuff over her head. But to Sammy's amazement she seems to be enjoying it!
Greasy garage pt 2
With Lady Gill topless and coated in thick black oil, it's time for revenge on shrewd garage girl Sammy-Jane. First she has 2 litres of clear, clean genuine oil poured over her head till she gleams followed by at least a kilo of syrup. Then it's time to fill her glossy denim dungarees with green gunge, spanked in till it's gushing out over her boots. Next she's giving a good hard pieing before being dunked in our water-filled muck tub where Gill delights in getting Sam's tits out and throwing everything over her - black oil, paint, pie remains, the lot - till she is left a wimpering wreck!
Un Stable Girl pt 1
Sammy-Jane returns to the Silly House again as a stable girl forced to repaint Lord Elpus's premises. But when his lazy, snooty horse-riding daughter Lavinia (Gilly) accidently gets splashed with paint she sets of the first of a two-part slapstick battle. In part one, jeans-and-welly-wearing Sammy gets the worst of it, painted, soaked and sloshed - though she does fill her brat boss's riding boots with green paint just before she puts them on! Next week, it gets messier still - especially for Gilly!
Un Stable Girl pt 2
Ordered by her father Lord Elpus to help stable girl Sammy paint the barn, it isn't long before snooty, booted and jodhpured Lavinia (Gilly) is having a whole bucket of red paint poured over her head. It's followed by green paint on her butt and down her joddies before she gets revenge with a similar load down Sammy's jeans! A slosh fight breaks out ending with Gilly dumped in a deep tub of murky water and then 'washed down' with even more mucky liquid in a scene so wet and messy we flooded the studio! It's as wet as you get! And when Lord Elpus walks in on the girls' messy antics, it's not just their faces that end up red!
Police pie me pt 1
Fully uniformed Inspector Clare (now known as WAMPrincess on the net) hosts a police training video co-starring WPC Gilly. The aim of the video is to demonstrate who to defend yourself from a wide variety of different attacks by pie throwers - with hapless Gilly as the long suffering victim! Yes, poor Gilly is repeatedly pied then stripped of her uniform and pied again and again! Revenge comes in Part Two...
Police pie me pt 2
In the second part of our police training video, Gilly demonstrates how to pie someone who's in custody - in other words she handcuffs Inspector Clare (hands behind back) and lets her have the lot! Then the ruined uniform comes off and the two cops cop it off each other as they roll around in a saucy finale. A fine, funny, and very horny film.
Pieaerobics
Our silly gym instructress, Mighty Mouse, demonstrates how to exercise with pies! It's the perfect excuse to pie her lithe body and lycra leotard, and then (being Mouse) she gets naked and starts showing just how flexible she is, still reveling in all that glorious mess. If you like slim, saucy, slapstick with everything on view there's nobody quite like Mighty Mouse.
Anne-Marie: Biker Girl Pied
In her PVC biker girl outfit and thigh boots, rebel rider Anne-Marie Dixon of Annie's Fannies falls out with the rival motorcycle gang, Gill's Angels! So she is treated to a relentless pieing, repeatedly in the face and boobs by their leader. She then plays with herself rubbing the creamy mess everywhere before another barrage of pies to the face and a deep bowl of slosh completely engulf her. An early GSH film, it marks the start of the "dozens of pies per sketch" era at the Silly House! And a treat for fans of repeated pies in the face.
Miss World
This mega epic has everything! Bathing suited beauty Gilly survives a pieing in the interview round followed by having to fill her swimsuit with raw eggs, custard, rice pudding, spaghetti and spray cream. After the world's biggest wedgie, she is then hosed down with ice cold water for the wet swimsuit round - despite now being stark naked! Finally she is crowned - with a black forest gateau! - and a goodbye pie in the face. Amazing stuff
I'm Gilly! Get Me Out of Here!
Anton Dec hosts this parody of the reality game show with Gilly competing in her very own Mess Fucker Trial. Dressed in her skimpy junglewear, she has to collect stars by plunging her head into bowls of slime, pelting herself with pies and sieving spaghetti-like "worms" through her knickers - whilst she wears them, of couse! And that's just the start! There's also the bucket of 'wombat cum' to shove on her head and worst of all the Pot Noodle Eating challenge! No wonder, Gilly reckons she deserves the ten meals for camp to herself, stripping off and covering herself completely with them.
For your pies only part 1
Secret agent Gilly Bond 007 dressed in a white pvc mac, basque and matching stockings is captured by the villainous Blowjob (new girl April in a black pvc dress and stunning thigh boots). After being hit with a drugged pie she wakes up tied to a bed where Blowjob tries to get her to talk by pieing her repeatedly in the face, teasing her with her 'chocolate laser gun' and filling her panties and basque repeatedly with custard and cream. Will Gilly give in? What do you think? She's loving every minute!
Clown Julie's Goo Year Mess-solutions
Our curvy clown with the cuddly cleavage chooses her new rules for 2006 which fortunately include getting messier and sexier! So expect even more pies, more buckets of slosh and more nudity. Hilarious stuff.
All white on the night
By special request from forum members, Gilly pelts herself with dozens of deep-filled, all-white pies until she is completely covered. Dressed initially in a green gown and long black gloves, she strips off completely to flan her fanny over and over with the white mess, rubbing it into all her important little places until she finds herself feeling creamy in more ways than one! Even a full-sized bucket of white goo over her head doesn't cool her down! Very horny action for 14 white-hot minutes
For your pies only part 2
Escaping her tethers, special agent Gilly Bond hurls her evil arch enemy Blowjob onto the bed for her revenge. Pieing the pvc-clad baddy repeatedly in the face (great total coverage!), boobs, butt and near bare fanny, the battle continues as a seriously horny tit-for-tat pie fight. But the 'torture' seems to have had the opposite of the desired effect on our mess-mad adversaries as they roll around in slosh on the bed, pieing each other even more, in our steamiest two-girl finale yet! Is it any wonder after having had Blowjob's fingers everywhere (not to mention her slippery, shiny thigh boots sliding between her thighs) that Gilly goes over to the other side!
Slime and Punishment
In her deep-cleavage wench outfit, Gilly is put in the stocks for 'crimes against the internet' (like not updating her site on the same day every week!). Once locked inside she is pelted with pies, cake mix, custard, cream and all sorts of slime before being let out - so we can do it all over again!
The Careless Cleaners
Classic slapstick action as denim-clad duo Gilly and Sammy-Jane 'clean up' the studio. Buckets of water over heads, huge bowls of slosh, pails of paint - you name it, they get it in the face, over the head and down the tights in an excellent tit-for-tat battle.
WOW! That REALLY IS amazing!!