Now sit back, make sure you are suitably dressed and watch us getting Messy!
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Be a Clown Pt 1
At last, by public demand, Gilly meets Clown Julie for a two-part pie battle. In Part One Julie attempts to show Gilly the art of clowning by dressing her in a similar huge-skirted spotty frock and frilly panties to her own, and then getting her comedy clown props out. And that, of course, means lots and lots of colourful pies! A relentless multi-coloured barrage to the face and pie sandwich is followed by sitting her in a giant comedy cake (which Gilly finds rather nice). Then comes the bucket of green slosh over her head. But Gilly has the last word - showing us grown-ups what we want by getting out her lovely boobs and rubbing the gallons of goo into her bulging nipples. Next week - it's Julie's turn to get the pies and then things get REALLY saucy as
ALL the clothes come off.
Be a Clown Pt 2
After learning the clowning basics from Julie in Part One, Gilly shows her exactly what she has learned - by giving her a vicious pie barrage, sitting her in a huge clown cake, filling her cleavage with real raw eggs and then dumping a bucket of red slosh over her head. Next she pulls open Julie's dress to reveal her famous Big Top and smothers those in pies as well! Before long, both are down to their silly frillies, then those too are lost as the two clowns slap each other's bare bums, boobs and pussies with pies. Eventually as a Grand Finale, naked except for their stockings and suspenders they take to the floor for a sloppy fondle of each other's bare bodies. As circus acts go, this one is definitely for adults only! A fine mix of comedy. clowning and copulation!
Katie Gets Revenge Pt 1
The ban on smoking in public and the workplace comes to the Silly House and Gilly is determined to enforce it. Unfortunately the elegant, evening-gloved Tori has other ideas. Lighting up, she insists on smoking seductively until Gilly pours a jug of cold water over her! But it doesn't stop Tori for long, and Gilly is forced to try aversion therapy - with pies in the face, bare boobs and bum! Sadly that only turns Tori on even more as she smokes cigarette after cigarette during her messy barrage and starts playing with herself and the pies as she puffs. What else can Gilly try? Find out next week! A real treat for fans of smoking and slapstick.
Katie Gets Revenge Pt 2
After ruining Gilly's PVC catsuit with that deluge of food last week, our heroine decides to show the nubile newbie how we do things at the Silly House. The bikini-clad brunette is then subjected to a total coating in chocolate (say goodbye to that long, lovingly brushed hair!) followed by a plethora of pies. But Katie laps it up and turns into a sensual submissive begging for more pies to her bum, bare boobs and face in a steamy scene that sees her totally turned on by the mess she's in. Includes probably the most sensual pie sandhich you'll ever see! Katie is a real natural wammer alright! (15 mins)
Mad Splatters Tea Party
DD-boobed Decadent Doll plays Alice in this fairy tale encounter with the very naughty Sex-Mad March Rabbit (it could only be Mouse!).The Rabbit is holding a tea party but there are far too many cakes, trifles, cartons of custard and cream to eat, so Alice asks what she is planning to do with them! The barking Bunny is only too happy to show the innocent Irish girl and soon a tit-for-tat real food fight breaks out with deep pies and cakes in faces, tits and bottoms. Knickers are filled as are shoes and tights, cake mix poured over their heads and lots more. Then they strip off for a very saucy kissing, cuddling, custardy finale. A 21 minute mega movie (nearly as long as Disney's - but definiately not for kids!).
Nude and Rude
Naked apart from a pair of killer heels, Gilly toys with us briefly before treating her nude body to the pieing of a lifetime. Her poor little pussy gets it first, then her tits and face, along with a playful pie sandwich! Then she decides to "get down and dirty" abandoning her chair to roll around in the thick foam on the floor, pieing herself harder and harder. Remeniscent of the famous messy scene in the film "Tommy", Gilly gets hornier and hornier as she has fun on the floor. Her naughtiest film by far, and NOT to be missed.
Porn Lake
Covent Gardenshed ballet presents the debut of the new work Porn Lake starring prima ballerina Dame Hydee Pielova! Dressed in a tutu that covers nothing, she pirouettes her way through a teasing Act One flashing her arse before starting the amazing Dance of the Pieing Swan. Here she pies herself repeatedly and strips to the orchestral music in the classiest slapstick act ever! Then naked except for her tiny tutu, she rolls around on the foam-filled floor fingering herself before letting rip in the surprising hard rock climax. Set entirely to genuine classical music (apart from the rock finale), tits-out, fanny-fondling Porn Lake is a ballet every bloke will love!
Big Silly Brother
It's the final of Silly Brother (our version of the vacuous reality show), and Gilly is repeatedly being called to the Diary Room. Firstly, she drenches her party dress in champagne and ice, then gets hit with buckets of water and hosed down in her nightie, before being punished (and punishing herself!) with a barrage of pies in her posh "eviction outfit". No wonder her nipples look like they'll explode! No less than 22 mins of fun in this very funny and fruity parody!
Sticky Tarts
Black treacle and maple syrup may not be the best thing for mending broken plates but when the voluptuous Deacadent Doll and Gilly get their hands on gallons of them, it certainly makes for a messy movie! The sticky stuff is poured over heads, into knickers and over bare boobs and bums till the gluey twosome can hardly peel themselves apart. Some amazing shots as our perky pair disappear under the jet black and glossy golden deluge. Mmmm! (16 mins)
Greasy garage pt 1
White satin-jacketed Lady Gill is having a bad day! Her car has broken down and she's taken it to Sammy-Jane's - the worst repair shop in the world. Within seconds she has stood in a deep bowl of sump oil, and sat in another, had her beautiful jacket ripped to shreds and then presented with a £900 bill! Next she is deluged with paint and has her bare boobs plastered and her knickers filled with thick black oil, followed by another bowl of the sticky stuff over her head. But to Sammy's amazement she seems to be enjoying it!
Greasy garage pt 2
With Lady Gill topless and coated in thick black oil, it's time for revenge on shrewd garage girl Sammy-Jane. First she has 2 litres of clear, clean genuine oil poured over her head till she gleams followed by at least a kilo of syrup. Then it's time to fill her glossy denim dungarees with green gunge, spanked in till it's gushing out over her boots. Next she's giving a good hard pieing before being dunked in our water-filled muck tub where Gill delights in getting Sam's tits out and throwing everything over her - black oil, paint, pie remains, the lot - till she is left a wimpering wreck!
Un Stable Girl pt 1
Sammy-Jane returns to the Silly House again as a stable girl forced to repaint Lord Elpus's premises. But when his lazy, snooty horse-riding daughter Lavinia (Gilly) accidently gets splashed with paint she sets of the first of a two-part slapstick battle. In part one, jeans-and-welly-wearing Sammy gets the worst of it, painted, soaked and sloshed - though she does fill her brat boss's riding boots with green paint just before she puts them on! Next week, it gets messier still - especially for Gilly!
Un Stable Girl pt 2
Ordered by her father Lord Elpus to help stable girl Sammy paint the barn, it isn't long before snooty, booted and jodhpured Lavinia (Gilly) is having a whole bucket of red paint poured over her head. It's followed by green paint on her butt and down her joddies before she gets revenge with a similar load down Sammy's jeans! A slosh fight breaks out ending with Gilly dumped in a deep tub of murky water and then 'washed down' with even more mucky liquid in a scene so wet and messy we flooded the studio! It's as wet as you get! And when Lord Elpus walks in on the girls' messy antics, it's not just their faces that end up red!
Police pie me pt 1
Fully uniformed Inspector Clare (now known as WAMPrincess on the net) hosts a police training video co-starring WPC Gilly. The aim of the video is to demonstrate who to defend yourself from a wide variety of different attacks by pie throwers - with hapless Gilly as the long suffering victim! Yes, poor Gilly is repeatedly pied then stripped of her uniform and pied again and again! Revenge comes in Part Two...
Police pie me pt 2
In the second part of our police training video, Gilly demonstrates how to pie someone who's in custody - in other words she handcuffs Inspector Clare (hands behind back) and lets her have the lot! Then the ruined uniform comes off and the two cops cop it off each other as they roll around in a saucy finale. A fine, funny, and very horny film.
Pieaerobics
Our silly gym instructress, Mighty Mouse, demonstrates how to exercise with pies! It's the perfect excuse to pie her lithe body and lycra leotard, and then (being Mouse) she gets naked and starts showing just how flexible she is, still reveling in all that glorious mess. If you like slim, saucy, slapstick with everything on view there's nobody quite like Mighty Mouse.
Anne-Marie: Biker Girl Pied
In her PVC biker girl outfit and thigh boots, rebel rider Anne-Marie Dixon of Annie's Fannies falls out with the rival motorcycle gang, Gill's Angels! So she is treated to a relentless pieing, repeatedly in the face and boobs by their leader. She then plays with herself rubbing the creamy mess everywhere before another barrage of pies to the face and a deep bowl of slosh completely engulf her. An early GSH film, it marks the start of the "dozens of pies per sketch" era at the Silly House! And a treat for fans of repeated pies in the face.
Miss World
This mega epic has everything! Bathing suited beauty Gilly survives a pieing in the interview round followed by having to fill her swimsuit with raw eggs, custard, rice pudding, spaghetti and spray cream. After the world's biggest wedgie, she is then hosed down with ice cold water for the wet swimsuit round - despite now being stark naked! Finally she is crowned - with a black forest gateau! - and a goodbye pie in the face. Amazing stuff
For your pies only part 1
Secret agent Gilly Bond 007 dressed in a white pvc mac, basque and matching stockings is captured by the villainous Blowjob (new girl April in a black pvc dress and stunning thigh boots). After being hit with a drugged pie she wakes up tied to a bed where Blowjob tries to get her to talk by pieing her repeatedly in the face, teasing her with her 'chocolate laser gun' and filling her panties and basque repeatedly with custard and cream. Will Gilly give in? What do you think? She's loving every minute!
Clown Julie's Goo Year Mess-solutions
Our curvy clown with the cuddly cleavage chooses her new rules for 2006 which fortunately include getting messier and sexier! So expect even more pies, more buckets of slosh and more nudity. Hilarious stuff.
All white on the night
By special request from forum members, Gilly pelts herself with dozens of deep-filled, all-white pies until she is completely covered. Dressed initially in a green gown and long black gloves, she strips off completely to flan her fanny over and over with the white mess, rubbing it into all her important little places until she finds herself feeling creamy in more ways than one! Even a full-sized bucket of white goo over her head doesn't cool her down! Very horny action for 14 white-hot minutes
For your pies only part 2
Escaping her tethers, special agent Gilly Bond hurls her evil arch enemy Blowjob onto the bed for her revenge. Pieing the pvc-clad baddy repeatedly in the face (great total coverage!), boobs, butt and near bare fanny, the battle continues as a seriously horny tit-for-tat pie fight. But the 'torture' seems to have had the opposite of the desired effect on our mess-mad adversaries as they roll around in slosh on the bed, pieing each other even more, in our steamiest two-girl finale yet! Is it any wonder after having had Blowjob's fingers everywhere (not to mention her slippery, shiny thigh boots sliding between her thighs) that Gilly goes over to the other side!
Slime and Punishment
In her deep-cleavage wench outfit, Gilly is put in the stocks for 'crimes against the internet' (like not updating her site on the same day every week!). Once locked inside she is pelted with pies, cake mix, custard, cream and all sorts of slime before being let out - so we can do it all over again!
The Careless Cleaners
Classic slapstick action as denim-clad duo Gilly and Sammy-Jane 'clean up' the studio. Buckets of water over heads, huge bowls of slosh, pails of paint - you name it, they get it in the face, over the head and down the tights in an excellent tit-for-tat battle.
WOW! That REALLY IS amazing!!