Relive the fun we had last Christmas with a Wet and Messy DVD. If you haven't joined the silliest, slapstick site in the world you probably have NO IDEA just what mucky fun we have. Dozens of Tiswas-type pies, gallons of slosh and telly-style gunge, not to mention buckets of water get thrown at me and my horny housemates EVERY WEEK!
And even though you aren't a member you can still see us in pie-flinging action
(members should order DVDs from the Members Only area)!
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Starring Gilly, Red, Samantha-Jane and Decadent Doll, and features
In her tight England top and skimpy shorts, Gilly presents her guide to football jargon with every phrase getting her soaked or pelted with pies! 14 minutes.
It's the final of the TV show and Gilly is repeatedly called to the Diary Room. Her party dress is soaked in champagne, she's hit with buckets of water and hosed down in her nightie then punished with pies in her posh "eviction outfit". 22 minutes.
Wicked Witch Sammy-Jane in PVC basque and boots puts not-so-Little Red Riding Hood (Decadent Doll)in the pot! Here she's splattered with pies, custard, has rice pud down her tights and panties, slime over her head and thick multi-coloured cake mix over her massive melons! 14 minutes.
Dumping the witch in the mess-filled cauldron, Hood pelts her with pies, custard, cake mix, spaghetti and beans. Then stripping each other naked, they pie each others' bare pussies before our witch gets down and eats Riding Hood for tea! 11 minutes.
Booted, PVC-clad Mistress Red tries to show our equally glossy but dumb domme Gilly how to be the boss. But instead it sparks a vicious cream pie fight between the two. 12 minutes.
Our mucky mistresses peel off their PVC but not their boots! Buckets and bowls of multi-coloured circus-style slosh are poured over each other's bare boobs and rubbed relentlessly into pussies. Open-leg nudity, explicit fingering and gallons of glorious gloop provide a fitting climax! 12 minutes.
Stars Gilly, Clown Julie, Samantha-Jane and Clare and features:
In her sexy Santa outfit, Gilly visits a member's house and is given a drink and a pie. Well, actually, lots to drink and lots of pies which she is only to happy to plaster herself with. Horny Xmas, guys!
Fully uniformed Inspector Clare (now known as WAMPrincess on the net) shows WPC Gilly how to handle a huge variety of custard pie attacks.
WPC Gilly retaliates by showing the Inspector what she's learned, pieing her repeatedly whilst she is securely handcuffed! Then it all gets rather saucy...
Gilly meets up with old mucker Sammy and tries to convince her to join in the fun, but Sam says she's moved on. But once the pies start to fly she not only can't resist, she can't stop!
Classic slapstick action as denim-clad duo Gilly and Sammy-Jane 'clean up' the studio. Buckets of water over heads, huge bowls of slosh, pails of paint - you name it, they get it in the face, over the head and down the tights in an excellent tit-for-tat battle.
From her apartment at Muckingham Palace, the Queen of Slosh delivers her speech to her subjects - interrupted by repeated pies and buckets of circus slosh over her head as only she can.
Our curvy clown with the cuddly cleavage chooses her new rules for 2006 which fortunately include getting messier and sexier! So expect even more pies, more buckets of slosh and more nudity. Hilarious stuff.
Stars Gilly, Mouse, Clare and Holly and features...
Mistress Gilly in that skintight pvc catsuit is visited by trick-or-treating schoolgirl Holly - so she puts her in the stocks and 'treats'her to lots of pies and circus-style slosh!
But the schoolgirl turns the tables! She is really Busty the Vamp Pie-er Slayer, so its Gilly's turn to get tied and pied before they kissand make up!
Pretty, posh Clare in black satin jacket and smart short skirt makes her video debut presenting a 'daytime' show where Gilly shows her exactly how to serve pie - which our hostess grows to love!
Already topless and coated in pie and pink slosh, Clare shows Gilly just what she's learned - serving her with pies in the face, tits and bum, green gloop in the pants.
Stars Gilly, Anne-Marie, Jo Bache, Holly and Mouse and features..
PVC-catsuited Mistress Gilly tricks Jo into trying out her new prop - a huge set of stocks. Once she's at our Mistress's mercy, out come the pies and gunge, but Jo does get her own back eventually.
Anne-Marie takes to the bath with several buckets of green telly-type slime and some pies to soak her jeans and tiny top, before stripping off and playing with herself in the mess..
Chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate...Gilly gets covered in gallons of the thick brown stuff and loves every second...
Arrested by WPC Holly Knockers, Gilly shows the court EXACTLY how she threw all the pies she is accused of assaulting the police officer with!!
Topless WPC Knockers dishes out Gilly's punishment - an even more brutal pieing than she got! But soon they are sharing slime and loving every second of her sentence.
Stars Gilly, Anne-Marie, Jo Bache, Holly and Mouse and features..
Gilly celebrates the site's 1st anniversary with loads of messy presents - in the face, the boobs, her knickers...and all thanks to you.
PVC-jacketed Anne-Marie is tied up and tortured with a truly huge barrage of deep pies.
Suited and sensible Jo is pelted by pies and drenched in telly-style gunge by her raunchy rival Gilly before they form a very politically incorrect alliance in the mess...
Dumb new girl Holly gets soaked and pied presenting the forecast, then gets her revenge on snooty co-presenter Gill. Hilarious.
Gilly's cafe has an awkward customer in the shape of vintage stocking-and-suspendered Jo Bache. A great tit-for-tat pie fight.
In her tiny baby-doll dress, naughty toddler Mouse is left alone with a large amount of real porridge and custard. Are her mum and dad mad?
WOW! That REALLY IS amazing!!
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