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No More Pies!
Special Bonus Film "Abuse Those Shoes!" A ten minute special for abused shoe fans as we see what happened to Gill's brand new Russell & Bromley's in this special feet-ure (which had to be edited out of the main film due to time constraints). Tomato soup, emulsion paint, syrup, and porridge were applied in large quantities (with Sammy forcing Gill to squish them on her stockinged tootsies at intervals) as the snooty celeb moans about the colour, the style, the lack of shininess and the height of the heel. Finally, Sammy completely trashes them with a saw, mallet and a pair of very sharp scissors, turning the stylish courts into very uneven sandals! Never have a pair of pumps suffered so badly - but that's shoe biz!
Duration: 14 minutes
Little Rude Riding Hood Act 2
Da Hood's Revenge! Our sweet Red Riding Hood (Decadent Doll) turns nasty to get her revenge on the wicked witch (Sammy-Jane) dumping her in the murky mess-filled cauldron. Then she proceeds to pelt her with pies, cover her in custard and completely destroy her with cake mix. Next, things get distinctly unsavoury as Sammy is drenched in spaghetti and has her pvc basque filled with baked beans before a tit-for-tat fight starts to get saucy. Stripping each other naked, and pieing each others' bare pussies with real cakes, DD and Sam then squelch around together before our witch gets down on her knees and eats Red Riding Hood for tea afterall! Oh yes she does! Now that'll get tongues wagging!
Duration: 11 minutes
Little Rude Riding Hood Act 1
Yes, it's our pie-fling panto (oh no it isn't!). Wicked Witch Sammy-Jane in PVC basque and boots takes over Auntie Gilly's house and traps not-so-Little Red Riding Hood (delicious Decadent Doll). Soon she is put in the cauldron and turned into dessert with a splattering of pies, lashings of custard, plenty of rice pud down her tights and panties, thick green witchy slime by the bucket load over her head and gallons of thick multi-coloured cake mix all over her massive melons! Mmm...she looks good enough to eat, but will she get free and get revenge? Find out next week (we're guessing yes!)
Duration: 14 minutes
Pie Fighting Fairies
Fairy Tinkerbell Tinsel (better known as Hydee) is a ballet dancing fairy in a tiny tutu making pies and presents in Santa's grotty grotto until her assistant Gilly joins in. In her rubbish wings and silly stockings, Gilly decides to disrupt proceedings by hitting the snooty fairy with as many pies as she can and spraying her with very messy "fairy dust". Eventually, Tinkerbell can take no more and a tits-out, tit-for-tat pie fight erupts. Vicious pies are slapped into bare pussies, bums, boobs and faces, heads dunked and bowls emptied over each other - before the battered fairies hit the deck for some messy wrestling. A fairy tale that definitely isn't for kids!
Duration: 19 minutes
Battle of the Dommes Part 2
The action gets very saucy as our two mucky mistresses peel off most of their PVC (not their boots!) allowing instant accessDommes 2 bumf to all areas! A ready supply of buckets and bowls of multi-coloured circus-style slosh means they have plenty to pour over each other's bare boobs and rub relentlessly into each other's willing pussies. Open-leg nudity, explicit fingering and gallons of glorious gloop make this our sauciest film by far. No jokes just sheer horny two-girl action.
Duration: 16 minutes
Battle of the Dommes Part 1
In her studded PVC-biker jacket, skirt and boots, cane-weilding Mistress Red tries to show our own dumb domme Gilly how to be a real dominatrix. After teasing all you submissive men out there with her descriptions of what she'd do to you with her pies, Gilly decides she's had enough of her dominant friend and shows her how SHE likes to pie people! Red is given a truly Gilly-style gooey going- over before a vicious PVC-clad pie fight breaks out. See those pies really slapped into faces, fannues and beautiful shiny bottoms! (12 mins) Stay tuned next week, when it gets VERY naughty indeed (it's our rudest film ever) with gsllons of circus slosh massaged into bare boobs, butts and pussies!
Duration: 12 minutes
I'm Gilly! Get Me Out of Here!
Anton Dec hosts this parody of the reality game show with Gilly competing in her very own Mess Fucker Trial. Dressed in her skimpy junglewear, she has to collect stars by plunging her head into bowls of slime, pelting herself with pies and sieving spaghetti-like "worms" through her knickers - whilst she wears them, of couse! And that's just the start! There's also the bucket of 'wombat cum' to shove on her head and worst of all the Pot Noodle Eating challenge! No wonder, Gilly reckons she deserves the ten meals for camp to herself, stripping off and covering herself completely with them.
Duration: 18 minutes
Gilly's School Dinners Pt 1
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has visited Gilly's school and banned them from eating all the sweet food and cream pies. Fortunately, Gilly has other plans for them! In part one, she smothers her school uniform in jam and and syrup, before stripping off her blouse and covering her bare boobs with chocolate pudding, massaging it into her mams and completely clogging her hair and covering her face. If you don't want to lick those nipples, you must been dead! Next week...the pies comes out!
Duration: 10 minutesSammy-Jane's Greasy Garage Pt 2
With Lady Gill topless and coated in thick black oil, it's time for revenge on shrewd garage girl Sammy-Jane. First she has 2 litres of clear, clean genuine oil poured over her head till she gleams followed by at least a kilo of syrup. Then it's time to fill her glossy denim dungarees with green gunge, spanked in till it's gushing out over her boots. Next she's giving a good hard pieing before being dunked in our water-filled muck tub where Gill delights in getting Sam's tits out and throwing everything over her - black oil, paint, pie remains, the lot - till she is left a wimpering wreck!
Duration: 12 minutesSammy-Jane's Greasy Garage Pt 1
White satin-jacketed Lady Gill is having a bad day! Her car has broken down and she's taken it to Sammy-Jane's - the worst repair shop in the world. Within seconds she has stood in a deep bowl of sump oil, and sat in another, had her beautiful jacket ripped to shreds and then presented with a £900 bill! Next she is deluged with paint and has her bare boobs plastered and her knickers filled with thick black oil, followed by another bowl of the sticky stuff over her head. But to Sammy's amazement she seems to be enjoying it!
Duration: 14 minutesThe Gilly Book of Silly Records Part 2
Gilly continues her quest to be a World Champion by seeing how much food she can get in her glossy tan tights. By the end, four tins of spaghetti, several litres of custard, a collection of cans of rice pudding and a pound of jam nestle right next to her pussy inside the luscious lycra. No wonder she can't help covering her tits, face and hair in custard to match and then has a long play with herself - one hand buried deep in the squelchy, translucent nessy mesh. Finally, after starting the show with the Fastest Pie in Silly House history, Gilly ends with the Slowest! A must for panty hose fans.....
Duration: 17 minutesThe Gilly Book of Silly Records
Record-breaking Gilly sets out to smash a host of silly and extremely messy records and winds up getting hugely horny along the way. In Part 1, she's hit with the Fastest Pie in Silly House History before seeing how many eggs she can fit inside her sleek satin jumpsuit before breaking them. Almost two dozen slides into the copious pockets before Gill breaks them. Then we find out how many pies Gilly can take in the face in 30 seconds. It's a lot (probably our best pie barrage yet!) - especially as we completely ignore the clock!! Then covered in slimy egg and dozens of pies, Gilly is left to play with herself in the mess she has created. Horny stuff. Part 2 next week.
Duration: 19 minutesGilly's Hot Shower
Dressed in skintight jeans, a thin white top and tottering high heels, Gilly has come to fix the Smith's shower. However after minor accidents like getting the rubber plunger stuck on her face, she finds the water has a mind of its own, turning itself on and off on its own! The result a total soaking turning her top transparent and the jeans a fabulous glossy navy blue (fabulous bum shots!). Seeing she has no control over the pipework, our porky plumber settles instead for soaking herself some more then peeling off the jeans to reveal gleaming black tights. Soon it's not just the shower that's turned on unexpectedly as Gilly pushes the showerhead inside her shining tights to take herself to the limit! Horny action to have you running hot and cold - with a surprise finish!
Duration: 13 minutesNude & Rude
Naked apart from a pair of killer heels, Gilly toys with us briefly before treating her nude body to the pieing of a lifetime. Her poor little pussy gets it first, then her tits and face, along with a playful pie sandwich! Then she decides to "get down and dirty" abandoning her chair to roll around in the thick foam on the floor, pieing herself harder and harder. Remeniscent of the famous messy scene in the film "Tommy", Gilly gets hornier and hornier as she has fun on the floor. Her naughtiest film by far, and NOT to be missed.
Duration: 16 minutesSticky Tarts
Black treacle and maple syrup may not be the best thing for mending broken plates but when the voluptuous Deacadent Doll and Gilly get their hands on gallons of them, it certainly makes for a messy movie! The sticky stuff is poured over heads, into knickers and over bare boobs and bums till the gluey twosome can hardly peel themselves apart. Some amazing shots as our perky pair disappear under the jet black and glossy golden deluge. Mmmm!
Duration: 16 minutesClown Duels
It wouldn't be a summer Bank Holiday without circus clowns and we've got the boobiest! Clown Julie in a stunning blue satin maid's dress chosen by members on the SPLOSH! Forum is plastered repeatedly with big multi-coloured pies and completely engulfed in several buckets of slosh by her partner, Charlie. Then her "Big Top" (two lovely 38Ds) comes out and he does all again before Julie gets her revenge on the clumsy clown. Pure sexy circus slapstick fun with gallons of slosh! Forget Blackpool Tower, this is the greatest show on earth
Duration: 15 minutesThe Ice Cream Lady
Gilly has a new job preparing ice creams and desserts but is feeling the heat in her yellow overall. So she strips down to her undies and decides to cool down by smothering herself with the cold goo instead. Plunging cones down her panties, into her bum crack and cleavage, she then strips off to full nudity to pie herself with delicious creamy desserts, squirming around on her table of trifles and getting hotter rather than keeping cool!
Duration: 20 minutesBig Silly Brother
It's the final of Silly Brother (our version of the vacuous reality show), and Gilly is repeatedly being called to the Diary Room. Firstly, she drenches her party dress in champagne and ice, then gets hit with buckets of water and hosed down in her nightie, before being punished (and punishing herself!) with a barrage of pies in her posh "eviction outfit". No wonder her nipples look like they'll explode! No less than 22 mins of fun in this very funny and fruity parody!
Duration: 22 minutesMad Splatters tea party
DD-boobed Decadent Doll plays Alice in this fairy tale encounter with the very naughty Sex-Mad March Rabbit (it could only be Mouse!).The Rabbit is holding a tea party but there are far too many cakes, trifles, cartons of custard and cream to eat, so Alice asks what she is planning to do with them! The barking Bunny is only too happy to show the innocent Irish girl and soon a tit-for-tat real food fight breaks out with deep pies and cakes in faces, tits and bottoms. Knickers are filled as are shoes and tights, cake mix poured over their heads and lots more. Then they strip off for a very saucy kissing, cuddling, custardy finale. A 21 minute mega movie (nearly as long as Disney's - but definiately not for kids!).
Duration: 21 minutesDecadant Doll's Pie Punishment part 2
After her severe pieing in the stocks for singing on Mistress Gilly's site, DD diva Decadent Doll gets free and wreaks revenge. A tit-for-tat pie fight ensures followed by a bare-boobed, slippery titted cuddling session that teaches our surrogate Shirley Temple a thing or two - like just how much she enjoys Gilly's hands on her boobs and fanny.
Duration: 7 minutesDecadant Doll's Pie Punishment part 1
Our PVC catsuited Queen of Mean Mistress Gilly puts poor Decadent Doll in the stocks. The DD-breasted wench's crime? Singing silly songs like the Good Ship Lollpop on her website a couple of weeks back! Well, it's enough for Gilly who launches a barrage of brutal pies at the helpless huge chested hussy - in the face, fanny, bum and, of course, those big bouncy breasts! Revenge is bound to come....but you'll have to wait till next week for that!
Duration: 9 minutesThe Un-stable girl part 2
Ordered by her father Lord Elpus to help stable girl Sammy paint the barn, it isn't long before snooty, booted and jodhpured Lavinia (Gilly) is having a whole bucket of red paint poured over her head. It's followed by green paint on her butt and down her joddies before she gets revenge with a similar load down Sammy's jeans! A slosh fight breaks out ending with Gilly dumped in a deep tub of murky water and then 'washed down' with even more mucky liquid in a scene so wet and messy we flooded the studio! It's as wet as you get! And when Lord Elpus walks in on the girls' messy antics, it's not just their faces that end up red!
Duration: 11 minutesThe Un-stable girl part 1
Sammy-Jane returns to the Silly House again as a stable girl forced to repaint Lord Elpus's premises. But when his lazy, snooty horse-riding daughter Lavinia (Gilly) accidently gets splashed with paint she sets of the first of a two-part slapstick battle. In part one, jeans-and-welly-wearing Sammy gets the worst of it, painted, soaked and sloshed - though she does fill her brat boss's riding boots with green paint just before she puts them on! Next week, it gets messier still - especially for Gilly!
Duration: 15 minutesGood-ship-dollyslop
DD diva Decadent Doll makes her first professional messy appearance playing a sulky, spoilt Shirley Temple singing the Good Ship Lollipop! But before the end of the first verse she is being pelted with pies in the face and tits, so the brat decides to perform the song pieing herself, stripping as she does so! Soon her huge messy boobs are bouncing to the beat as she covers herself with custard and a plethora of pies then sits in a great big gateau - singing all the time! Funny and fruity, by the end, you'll hate the song (even more!), but be rolling on the floor like she is. Seven minutes of madness!
Duration: 10 minutesSplats of the Day
In her tight England top and skimpy shorts, Gilly celebrates the arrival of the World Cup with her guide to football jargon. Of course, every phrase involves her getting soaked or pelted with pies! From "Left Back" being illustrated by a pie on her bum cheek to playing "Keepy Uppy" with her messy hard nipples, it's a film to have you shooting from outside the box! Football has never been so much fun!
Duration: 14 minutesDancin Divas part 2
It's the turn of dodgy dancer Gilly in her pick 'n' mix outfit to be on the receiving end of the pies as she wobbles her way through a routine whilst being pelted by vicious Venus (Hydee). However when the crowd love her corny, horny moves, Venus decides to join in for a fabulously silly send up of a messy lezzy act - with lots of pies, naturally. Probably some of the worst dance moves ever!
Duration: 14 minutesDancin Divas part 1
When Venus (played by Hydee) gets Gilly's job at lap dancing club Peppermint Wino, our heroine vows revenge. As her flexible friend cavorts and contorts herself in her miniscule outfit to the clubbing music for the punters, Gilly repeatedly pies her. But Venus reckons the show must go on, and continues her raunchy performance despite the continuous barrage till she is plastered from head to foot. Talk about bending over backwards to please people! Will Venus get her own back in Part Two....wait and see!
Duration: 12 minutesMaid of Rubber Part 2
Now topless and full frontal, rubber maid Gilly decides to make some more pies - not for her boss but for her! Now on the floor she proceeds to pie herself harder still and rub cream right into her bare pussy (in glorious close-up) before squirming and rolling on the messy floor. Near orgasm with her legs wide apart and waving in the air, it is then Lord Shipton bursts in and discovers what she has done with all his pies! Poor Gilly! Severe punishment is called for, and butt-naked she has to bend down and receive a spanking - with pies, of course - from the loony Lord. Just hear her cries as the pies slap her lovely bare bottom! Mmmmm.
Duration: 7 minutesMaid of Rubber
Gilly has a new job - maid to mad aristocrat Lord Shipton, and dressed in a gleaming, skintight, rubber mini-maid's outfit, her first duty has been making pies for his dinner. She has made dozens but can't resist playing with just the one - slamming it into her own face. Then she pinches another...and another...and another, unless she and her glossy uniform are completely covered. Too horny to stop, she starts working the cream into her notorious nipples and flanning her bare fanny until to her horror she discovers that there's only one pie left! What is she to do? What will Lord Shipton say when he discovers his pies have gone? And how will he punish her? Find out what next week!
Duration: 11 minutesChat and Splat
Gilly starts a new chat show by interviewing Decadent Doll about her blossoming slapstick career (genuine appearances in magazines, live shows and on television). But when the bosomy Belfast bird implies that the Silly House pies are rubbish compared to Tiswas ones, a tit-for-tat flan fight breaks out. Soon the girls are topless and big, creamy boobs are bouncing everywhere before Gilly gets a flan splattered hard in her bare fanny. By the end, bowls and buckets of slosh are being tipped over heads until the two girls are engulfed in goo. But, regardless of their row, the girls soon agree that - in the words of the Tiswas catchphrase - "This is what they want!"
Duration: 11 minutesRoboBath!
Sloppy shopping channel PVC star Gilly demonstrates the Sampson 2000 RoboBath, a computerised tub that does everything - wrong! Forced to climb in the water in her best dress and shoes, the bath proceeds to soak her, spray her all over with foam then dump bucketfuls of thick, stodgy bath salts over her head. After playing with her nipples and pussy in the perfumed mess for a bit, she is then hit with a gallon of thick pink 'shampoo' that looks remarkably like cake mix before the 'moisturiser' button repeatedly pies her in the puss with face cream and then dumps a bucket of it over her for good measure. Despite all that abuse, Gilly can't resist playing in the deep creamy mess, and her nips prove just how good it feels.
Duration: 15 minutesEgg Fight
Another in our Alice in Wonderland parodies as this time the boobiest Alice in the business (the delightfully DD dumplinged Decadent Doll) encounters Humpty-Dumpty's sister Sampty (Samantha-Jane) selling eggs. Incensed at being called 'egg-shaped' by the smug schoolgirl, Sampty smashes half a dozen of her finest on Alice's head provoking a Laurel and Hardy, tit-for-tat style egg fight between them. Eggs go down cleavages, in pockets, in panties and tights as well as dozens getting smashed on each others' heads, before they rip their rival's clothes off in a bare boobed bitch fight. Fans of egg soaked denim will love Sammy's drenched dungarees! A treat for Friends of the Oeuf the world over!
Duration: 13 minutesEaster Bunny XXX
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! Naked chocolate-coated bunny Anne-Marie gets frisky and plays with herself on the floor. Beware of full-on open pussy close-ups as she slips her chocolate fingers inside herself then teases her soft centre with a handy chocolate bar. This is what candy should be used for at Easter! Very rude but very horny.
Duration: 6 minutesEaster Bunny part 1
Dressed in a stunning white basque, tied panties and patterned white stockings, bunny girl Anne Marie shows you how to make a chocolate rabbit for Easter. After destroying her shoes by dipping them in the thick chocolate and slipping her tootsies inside, she works her way up, coating her stockings, thighs and then filling her knickers with thick brown goo. Then it's the turn of her basque and boobs before a whole load is dumped onto her blonde hair. Stripping off completely and rubbing it in with relish, our chocolate Easter bunny is one you'll want to cuddle all year long.
Duration: 16 minutesYou Say, We Pie!
When Gilly reads about rip-off premium rate phone-in quiz shows she is so "outraged" she decides to make one herself. Called You Say, We Pie (after You Say, We Pay the daytime quiz that started the controversy), it is fun all the way with Gilly the only winner (financially at least!). After an overpriced vote to choose her outfit, she then has to guess the messy item being described by her "picked" contestant before she is hit with it! Needless to say, she gets all of them wrong leaving her pied repeatedly in the face, boobs, fanny and bum and deluged with three different types of gunge (including a new green slime!). Topless titters and gallons of gloop for all the family (over 18, of course!).
Duration: 11 minutesSpring Fever
The daffodils are out and it isn't long before Gilly's titties join them as our resident rude girl admits that spring makes her horny. And we all know what Gilly likes to do when she's horny, don't we? That's right! Slap herself hard with dozens of multi-coloured cream pies. Full in the face, splattered into her tits (until those notorious nipples are bigger than ever) and then right in the pussy (first with her knickers on and then with them off!)over and ober.... The weather might only be mild but Gilly's hot, hot, hot and spares herself no mercy as she slams pies HARD into her face and fanny till she's moaning like a March wind. Creamy cunny close-ups, enormous nipples within licking distance, plenty of pies and a sexed up Miss Sampson make this the treat we've been waiting all winter for!
Duration: 15 minutesPorn Lake
Covent Gardenshed ballet presents the debut of the new work Porn Lake starring prima ballerina Dame Hydee Pielova! Dressed in a tutu that covers nothing, she pirouettes her way through a teasing Act One flashing her arse before starting the amazing Dance of the Pieing Swan. Here she pies herself repeatedly and strips to the orchestral music in the classiest slapstick act ever! Then naked except for her tiny tutu, she rolls around on the foam-filled floor fingering herself before letting rip in the surprising hard rock climax. Set entirely to genuine classical music (apart from the rock finale), tits-out, fanny-fondling Porn Lake is a ballet every bloke will love!
Duration: 13 minutesDumb Dommes in the Stocks
Both clad in PVC catsuits, DD Decadent Dolly and Silly House virgin Josie play two dominatrixes arguing over the ownership of our amazing set of stocks. Both determined to prove they are the better domme, they take it in turns to trap the other inside the apparatus and pie them mercilessly before engaging in hand-to-hand pie combat. This was gallant goth girl Josie's first visit to the Silly House and shot as much for fun as a proper movie, but they had such a good time they just had to share the experience with you all.
Duration: 16 minutesPie One, Get One Free! Pt2
After being on the receiving end last time, it's Sammy-Jane's turn to dish out gallons of gloop in the second round of the supermarket battle. Even Dolly's DDs almost disappear beneath bright red cake mix and thick dark chocolate pudding before a tit for tat battle with custard, cream and deep bowls of thick muck takes place. For example whilst Dolly has her tights filled with custard in close-up, Sammy-Jane has her head dunked in thick green pudding several times before pouring a gallon of it over Dolly's head. An amazing sight. By the end they are two writhing unrecognisable booby blobs - and very tasty! !
Duration: 14 minutesPie One, Get One Free!
Supermarket salesgirl Sammy-Jane is trying to shift her range of party food incluing a table of brightly coloured pies, but nobody is interested. Then our well endowed wench Decadent Doll turns up looks for ammo for her Splosh Party and is only too happy to give them a try - with Sammy as the reluctant victim! Repeated pies in the face, bare boobs, bum and naked fanny follow with Sam having to take the lot! Though what Dolly doesn't know is that Sammy also has buckets and buckets of dips, cake mix, thick chocolate and custard - but you have to wait till next week to see what happens with those!
Duration: 11 minutesThe Tax Inspector
With everyone rushing to get their income tax returns in by Jan 31st, here's what happened the last time we got asked to explain our business to the Inland Revenue! Gilly plays the stern, pin-stripe-suited tax inspector who can't understand how so much money gets spent on pies and "overheads" like buckets of slosh. So we demonstrate exactly what we do with them! And fill up her panties with custard for good measure! The result is a ruined suit and a topless, turned-on, tax official who dreams of swapping jobs and plastering herself with pies - a dream that becomes very real indeed. Just imagine your local inspector behaving like that!!!
Duration: 11 minutesDripping & Ripping
Snooty star Gilly is the bitch of the buffet in this ripping yarn co-starring Sammy-Jane as her personal assistant. It all begins when Gill spills tomato soup on her (genuinely) brand new shoes, and Sammy "helpfully" adds a lot more. Our saucy celeb is apoplectic with rage and a stinky food fight breaks out. Mushy peas, chicken soup and custard are applied to Sam's beautiful long dress whilst Gilly's pink silk suit is deluged in ketchup and brown sauce - eeeuuuw! The food fight continues with chocolate cake and custard till both outfits are completely ruined - then Gill sets to, ripping Sammy's dress to shreds! Not to be outdone, Sam follows suit with her suit until they are both tattered, torn and topless! Finally a more amicable raspberry syrup battle brings this 22 minute epic to a sticky end!
Duration: 22 minutesDripping & Ripping
Special Bonus Film "Abuse Those Shoes!"
A ten minute special for abused shoe fans as we see what happened to Gill's brand new Russell & Bromley's in this special feet-ure (which had to be edited out of the main film due to time constraints). Tomato soup, emulsion paint, syrup, and porridge were applied in large quantities (with Sammy forcing Gill to squish them on her stockinged tootsies at intervals) as the snooty celeb moans about the colour, the style, the lack of shininess and the height of the heel. Finally, Sammy completely trashes them with a saw, mallet and a pair of very sharp scissors, turning the stylish courts into very uneven sandals! Never have a pair of pumps suffered so badly - but that's shoe biz!
Duration: 10 minutes
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